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Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil
In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @chichan8424
    @chichan8424 3 хвилини тому

    Wow so many straw man arguments here you can start selling straw bales to farmers.

  • @ourinterestingtymes
    @ourinterestingtymes 4 хвилини тому

    So opposing ethnic cleansing in Gaza is down there with promoting abortion and sodomy?

  • @atendriyadasa6746
    @atendriyadasa6746 6 хвилин тому

    Mach Schnel!!

  • @mnewln1800
    @mnewln1800 6 хвилин тому

    Describing the war between good and evil using satire is "next level" stuff!

  • @conjured_up_skeletons6178
    @conjured_up_skeletons6178 8 хвилин тому

    I play chess. In that game the powerful queen does all the heavy work while the king stays behind the lines (it’s called castling). And she is also sacrificed for good of the kingdom. Hmmm….

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr 8 хвилин тому

    Yes it was fun to laugh at. But I'm sure the laughs will be over come November. One way, or the other. Till then be safe pleople.

  • @nikolajkapa2283
    @nikolajkapa2283 8 хвилин тому

  • @joybrown9600
    @joybrown9600 9 хвилин тому

    Thanks for the LOL's!

  • @BobSmith1980.
    @BobSmith1980. 9 хвилин тому

    Only a liberal can call Trump a Nazi at the Saturday rally and call for the extermination of Jews at the Sunday rally

  • @scottjacobson3016
    @scottjacobson3016 9 хвилин тому

    Up to a new level Nicely done

  • @TomMannis
    @TomMannis 10 хвилин тому

    This is brilliant.

  • @bobbiemarsden4340
    @bobbiemarsden4340 11 хвилин тому

    The phrase reproduction rights should be named non-productive rights, they're wanting the right to not produce so it's kind of the wrong name don't you think

  • @jerrylarios6398
    @jerrylarios6398 11 хвилин тому

    Beautiful satire when it's 1000% true

  • @nathanielstringer6382
    @nathanielstringer6382 13 хвилин тому

    LMFAO!

  • @kennethtodd5873
    @kennethtodd5873 13 хвилин тому

    I thought it was supposed to be funny, not a documentary. KLT

  • @TheBuddyLama
    @TheBuddyLama 14 хвилин тому

    Who needs Satan when we have Democrats?

  • @luftwaffe6521
    @luftwaffe6521 16 хвилин тому

    #fjoebama

  • @nifenav
    @nifenav 17 хвилин тому

    "so much winning, folks. Everybody says so"

  • @RayW....
    @RayW.... 20 хвилин тому

    Satan doesn't miss abs day...

  • @nifenav
    @nifenav 20 хвилин тому

    The mail in ballot was curve ball. Genius

  • @sama34
    @sama34 21 хвилина тому

    This is reality

  • @woofie8647
    @woofie8647 23 хвилини тому

    My God, Kama-la-la is such an intelligent public speaker! I have never seen time explained so well by example. I understand it all now! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cbumandzyzzlovechild4494
    @cbumandzyzzlovechild4494 23 хвилини тому

    "They're 'rock' solid" had me cracking up

  • @lisaplowucha2935
    @lisaplowucha2935 26 хвилин тому

    Hilarious

  • @Hseraphimaj
    @Hseraphimaj 26 хвилин тому

    The words woke and parents is a mix of words that should never be involved with eachother....not if healthy child development is what we're looking for. Not to mention...quite a few thinge the guide mentioned would never be part of an actual christian college. Not a chance.

  • @vancouver9672
    @vancouver9672 27 хвилин тому

    You know you're fucked when Satan is the reasonable one

  • @boodle4960
    @boodle4960 28 хвилин тому

    I’m a husband, I had to buy my own apron. Guess I’m a BBBEEEEEEETTTTAAAAA!!!!

  • @amerz2477
    @amerz2477 29 хвилин тому

    Thank God some people still have a sense of humor😊

  • @amerz2477
    @amerz2477 29 хвилин тому

    Thank God Some people still have a sense of humor

  • @randyrstevens4403
    @randyrstevens4403 30 хвилин тому

    This is a Pathetic, Shameful, Disgusting video. JESUS DESERVES BETTER.

  • @HowdySunshine
    @HowdySunshine 30 хвилин тому

    😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kemreaktion903
    @kemreaktion903 31 хвилина тому

    Liberals have no morals, ethics or principles. They're just upending all of God's and nature's laws and believing they are being progressive.

  • @phasA100
    @phasA100 32 хвилини тому

    🤣😂🤣

  •  33 хвилини тому

    Perfect

  • @charlysteenstevens9314
    @charlysteenstevens9314 33 хвилини тому

    That was a very entertaining skit. I wish that it was not so very true.

  • @wild_shaman
    @wild_shaman 36 хвилин тому

    But there is no socialism in Cuba. Or China

  • @BoughtByTheBlood
    @BoughtByTheBlood 36 хвилин тому

    I was doing pretty good until you talked about stopping the movie 800 times for random commentary. I am unequivocally a real MAN!

  • @lyonna7499
    @lyonna7499 37 хвилин тому

    Satans pronouns is he/she/you

  • @Cuileanne
    @Cuileanne 37 хвилин тому

    Loved it.

  • @letsrock12345
    @letsrock12345 39 хвилин тому

    "Gluttony is a sin. Just ask the cannibals who ate my uncle."

  • @jlefeb6973
    @jlefeb6973 40 хвилин тому

    Thanks for reminding me of the hilarious "a day in the life of a Twitter worker" videos that entertained the world and led to Leon firing the useless ones, i.e. 80% of them.

  • @reid8285
    @reid8285 40 хвилин тому

    What the hell Satan wants all the evil he can get. STUPID VIDEO